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obama - still pretty much a muslim

obama muslim

barack obama likes to avoid the subject but i don't.  he flip-flopped on his religion, pure and simple, and here's how i got there:

his father was a muslim and his mother was an atheist which means she doesn't count.  hence, obama was born a muslim.  what's so hard to understand about that?

at some point he decided to flip-flop and become a christian.  having been a muslim for his entire life until that point, he couldn't join a normal white republican church.  he had to join a crazy black liberal terrorist church because that's all he knew.

unfortunately for him, a hero in the congregation filmed some of the fanatical sermons and posted them on youtube in order to expose their terroristical ways.  the news spread, to their chagrin, so obama and reverend wright hatched an ingenious scheme.

the evil reverend scheduled a series of interviews then appeared on camera acting like he was all high on the crack but it was just a ruse to give obama an excuse to pretend to sever their relationship.

don't be fooled.  if obama moves into the white house, reverend wright will be right behind.  they will let their afros grow out and eat soul food.  they'll sing real loud and dance in perfect rhythm.  and they will raise chickens!!  inside the white house!!

you've been warned.  don't vote for barack obama because he still has the muslim inside and they like to cut people's heads off.   


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Anonymous said...

Since Bob Barr(Libertarian Party nominee) isnt going to win any elections this time around we should vote for the lesser of the two evils.